Alahaiii Puan Doktor....

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Dikisahkan selamer 28 tahun hidup kat muka bumi Allah ni... x pernah la lagi jumpa doktor yang sebegini ruper... Lols... Nak dijadikan ceriter...today, sayer bawak mama pegi follow up check up kat clinic... Sebab since incident citer dia jatuh tangga last Sunday... kepaler dia asyik berpusing jer... Sian dier... Lemah jer... Wat aper pun x bley... Semua yang dia nampak berbayang...Aper lagi ... high blood pressure ler tu...

Then, masa lepas jatuh tangga tu papa dah bawak dier jumpa doktor pakar dia kat clinic tu... Dat day just check kaki jer yang sakit tu... Tak der plak pasal high blood pressure... Tapi lepas balik... kepala dia asyik berpusing jer... Jadi, biler tengok dah seminggu dah keadaan dia x berubah...Hari ni bawak ler dia gi follow up check up untuk high blood pressure dia tu... But then today, doktor pakar dia yang dah rawat dia since zaman dia anak dara tu x ader... Dia just office hour jer... Weekend cuti...

Nak tak nak terpakse la jumpa one female doctor nih... Slamer berulang alik kat klinik tu dari baby sampailer dah 28 tahun nih... tak pernah lagi sayer atau mama dapat treatment or consultation dari doktor nih... Tapi hari ni...nak dikaterkan fate... kami pun consult la doktor nih... Tapi kan....doktor ni cam ntah...sayer raser cam pelik sangat kot...

1st and foremost masa memuler masuk bilik consultation tu, dia tanya mama what is the problem? normal la tu kan... then dia kater mama kena wat blood test and cholestrol check... hurm... okay lagi maser tu...tiber-tiber bley dia cakap? "Are you paying cash or by medical card? because kalau u nak buat blood test and cholestrol check kat clinic ni mahal... If you nak... ada satu tempat yang I boley recommend you..." then dia pun start la scribbled sumting kat post it note.... Nak tau aper..... nama and no phone... then dia cakap lagi "tempat ni murah dari any private agency... if u nak datang u can call first...  but then jangan bagi tau anyone kat clinic nih...." 

Inside my heart I was thinking, lahai.... aku ni x mampu sangat ke nak bayar untuk mama punya medication.... aperlah punya doktor... 

Sambung lagi.... pas tu dia bley tanya mama... "oh you got flu as well... why is that? it's not good you know? did you take any medication?".... mama pun bagi tau la dia makan ubat yang doktor pakar dia suggest then okaylah... normal la mama kata flu tu... dia memang ada sinus... tiber-tiber doktor bangun...dia mintak nurse amikkan satu ubat and cakap kat mama... " if you want to buy this medicine it is 70 ringgit.... dis medicine is very good and this one bottle cud last you for one month... so you want it or not?"... 

Terus saya pintas cakap doktor tu... "erm...it's okay doctor... we concentrate on my mums' treatment for her high blood pressure...." Okay, dia pun teruskan la... tiber tiber dia sambung lagi... "I recommend you, everyday once you got up from bed...u take a small piece of garlic and eat... and then drink a glass of plain water... it will be the best medicine for all your health problem... it's proven and it's true... if you don't believe me....try it.... all this medication that the doctor has given you x bagus... rosakkan perut..."

Alahai doktor nih.... since anak dara kot mama dapatkan treatment dari doktor pakar dia kat clinic nih... Pesal melalut jer doktor nih? betul ke x betul? nasib pas tu dia kata dia akan bagi mama medication untuk high blood pressure dier... dibuatnyer dia bagi ubat lain? x ker kes aniaya.... 

Gitula gayenyer...biler kiter dah biasa ngan specialized doktor kiter sendiri tetiber laks dapat doktor lain... bukan ler memilih...tapi kalau dah cenggini style doktor tu? Aper kes? Sampai sekarang ni dok mikir kan...nyanyuk ker doktor ni? Cause she is about 60 plus of age.... Haihh...macam macam... Anyway... nasib ubat yang betol dia bagi...at least mama feels better now... Tapi memang ler... next time... if doktor ni yang on duty .... x pe lah...x yah jumpa la...tunggu la hari laen baru datang.... jumpa doktor biasa ataupun doktor selain dari doktor nih... Hu hu hu....